Just got back from visiting my mother.
Alex: What’re you doing?
Me: Your mom.
Me: Actually, no offense but your mom isn’t my type.
Alex: Good because I wouldn’t want her to get AIDS.
I’ve got a follower count that suits my mood, always falling down into the depths of hell! Haha.
me to my son: Kenny Lee, you were named after the two bravest people i’ve ever known.