Just got back from visiting my mother.

Alex: What’re you doing?

Me: Your mom.

Me: Actually, no offense but your mom isn’t my type.

Alex: Good because I wouldn’t want her to get AIDS.

chcherrymilk:

I’ve got a follower count that suits my mood, always falling down into the depths of hell! Haha.

girltheresnothininyoureyes:

me to my son: Kenny Lee, you were named after the two bravest people i’ve ever known.